It isn't all bad working as a hotel porter. You're going to encounter your fair share of shit pits for sure, and given that some people prefer to check in to a hotel to check out of mortality you might well see some corpses too.
But then, one day, you will knock on the door and Megan Fox will answer it. Then as you lay her breakfast out she'll shimmy off to get changed with the door open.
And for that brief moment you will regard your job as the best career move you ever made.
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