Ever put your scarf on and wondered if you're tying it right? Maybe the whole loop-through system is outdated, what if you've inadvertently been doing the scarf equivalent of stepping out in a pair of brown flares?
It can be a minefield. One piece of cloth, so many options.
What you need is a video. A step-by-step guide on the miriad scarf-fastening options. All three of them.
You need this video to be presented by an energetic American bloke from GQ and a dodgy looking Italian who looks like he might wack you, given a suitable excuse. Then you need a selection of the most puke-inducing scarves ever created.
That way you won't forget. No you'll never forget. And if you do, there's always the severed horse head option.
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